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Comfort Food March Episode 179	Show Date: Sat 28 Mar 2009
GREAT SHOW! GREAT MUSIC! GREAT AUDIENCE AND A GREAT CAST! THIS WAS A VERY FUN SHOW, LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHS... SHUFFLEBUGGY PLAYED 4 WONDERFUL SONGS... AND JAN ELDREDGE JUST KILLED US WITH LAUGHTER! DOWN LOAD AND LISTEN... IT'S GREAT!!!!
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OPENING MONOLOGUE #179 WELCOME BACK TO COMFORT FOOD WHERE WE CELEBRATE THE RETURN OF SPRING…. WITH PARKAS… I HAD A VERY INTERESTING WEEK LAST WEEK…. I LEARNED THAT AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE FROM HIGH SCHOOL… HAS BEEN LISTENING TO COMFORT FOOD FOR OVER A YEAR… DOWNLOADING IT ON HIS IPOD AND JUST REALIZED THAT I WAS THE CHRIS TURNER… HE GREW UP WITH. WENDY: WAIT…WAIT….WAIT… ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS GUY YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH… CHRIS: PAUL… WENDY: OKAY… PAUL… THOUGHT THERE WAS ANOTHER CRAZY CHRIS TURNER OUT THERE. CHRIS: WELL… WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY… YES. WENDY: HE THOUGHT THERE WAS ANOTHER OKIE, SOONER CRAZY GUY BY THE NAME OF CHRIS TURNER? CHRIS: YES…. WENDY: WHO GREW UP IN OKLAHOMA…? CHRIS: YES… WENDY: OKAY… IS CHRIS TURNER… A COMMON NAME IN OKLAHOMA… CHRIS: YES…. WENDY: SO THERE ARE DOZENS… CHRIS: MORE…. WENDY: HUNDREDS… CHRIS: MORE…. WENDY: THOUSANDS…. CHRIS: MORE… WENDY: YOU’RE KIDDING…. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF CHRIS TURNERS RUNNING AROUND OKLAHOMA. CHRIS: NO… I NEVER SAID THAT. WENDY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN… YOU KEPT SAYING MORE… CHRIS: YES… THERE ARE SEVERAL CHRIS TURNERS IN MOORE OKLAHOMA….. WENDY: MOORE… OKLAHOMA…. YOU MEAN … THERE ISN’T AN ENOUGH OKLAHOMA? CHRIS: YES… THERE IS ENOUGH…. WENDY: ENOUGH OKLAHOMA? CHRIS: YES…. WENDY: I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR THERE EVER TO BE ENOUGH OKLAHOMA. CHRIS: OH SURE… THERE MOORE AND ENOUGH OKLAHOMA. WENDY: FINALLY!!! WE HAVE ENOUGH OKLAHOMA!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT KIM. KIM: I HAVE… PRAYED FOR THIS DAY…….. FRANK: I HAVE MADE SACRIFICES TO THIS DAY… WENDY: YOU’VE SACRIFICED FOR THIS DAY….? FRANK: SURE… SMALL ANIMALS…. SOME GOATS… SOME… WENDY: ENOUGH… ENOUGH… FRANK…. SOMETIMES I THINK FRANK WORLD IS ALMOST AS STRANGE AS CHRIS WORLD… SO CHRIS… YOU HAVE HAD MORE AND ENOUGH OF OKLAHOMA! THIS IS A SUCH A RELIEF… NO MORE SOOONER ROUTINES… NO MORE OKLAHOMA IS BEST SCRIPTS… NO MORE CHRIS: OH… WENDY… I NEVER SAID WE’VE DONE MORE AND ENOUGH ON OKLAHOMA…. I SAID THERE WAS A MORE AND ENOUGH… OKLAHOMA. WENDY: HUH? CHRIS: THERE IS A MOORE OKLAHOMA… IT’S A SUBURB OF OKLAHOMA CITY… AND ENOUGH OKLAHOMA IS IN THE PAN HANDLE OF THE STATE… MORE AND ENOUGH. WENDY: YOU KNOW… IT MAKES SENSE YOU COME FROM THAT PLACE. CHRIS: WHY… CAUSE WE ARE BOTH WONDERFUL? WENDY: NO… BECAUSE YOU BOTH ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH!!!!!! SO.. LET ME GET THIS STRAIT… THERE IS A BUNCH OF CHRIS TURNER’S IN THE TOWN OF MOORE… DID I GET THAT CORRECT? CHRIS: YES!!!!! WENDY: AND YOU’RE OLD FRIEND… PAUL…. CHRIS: PAUL LEVY…. WENDY: PAUL LEVY… HE…. WAIT.. YOU HAVE A JEWISH PERSON IN OKLAHOMA? CHRIS: YES!!! WE HAVE 3! WENDY: WOW… TIMES ARE CHANGING… SO PAUL THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE OTHER CHRIS TURNER’S FROM OKLAHOMA. CHRIS: YES!!! WENDY: I AM REALLY AFRAID TO ASK THIS… WHAT DO THE OTHER CHRIS TURNER’S DO? CHRIS: WELL…. ONE IS A MINITURE GOLF PRO, ONE IS A MINITURE FURNITURE CARPENTER, ONE IS A MINITURE SCHNAUZER BREEDER, ONE IS A MINITURE SOLDIER DESIGNER, THERES A MINITURE BOOK EDITOR, A MINITURE POTRAIT PAINTER, AND ONE IS A LARGE ANIMAL VET! WENDY: A LARGE ANIMAL VET? CHRIS: YES… HE ONLY WORKS ON MINITURE HORSES. WENDY: AND… THEY ARE ALL NAMED CHRIS TURNER. CHRIS: THE GUYS… I AM NOT SURE WHAT THE HORSES ARE NAMED. WENDY: AND PAUL THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE? CHRIS: YES. WENDY: WHY? CHRIS: WELL… BECAUSE… THIS SHOW HAS A MINITURE OF LAUGHS. WENDY: THAT’S TRUE!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE ELSE FROM YOUR SCHOOL LISTEN TO THE SHOW? CHRIS: YES… MY FRIEND STEVE BERMAN…. WENDY: STEVE BERMAN… IS HE IS… CHRIS: ONE OF OKLAHOMA’S OTHER JEWISH PERSONS… YES.. HE IS. WENDY: WOW…YOU RAN WITH A VERY DIVERSE CROWD! CHRIS: YES I DID… WE WERE A REGULAR RAINBOW COALITION. WE HAD PEOPLE OF ALL DIFFERENT ORIGINS…. DANISH, NORWEGEN, ENGLISH, GERMAN, AUSTRIAN, IRISH, SCOTCH, WELSH…. WENDY: CHRIS… I BEG YOUR PARDON… AND THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUT… THAT WAS A VERY…. VERY…. HOW DO I SAY THIS… CAUCASIAN GROUP…. I DON’T SEE THE RAINBOW COALITION CONNECTION IN THERE. CHRIS: WELL WE ALL GO REALLY DEEP TANS EVERY SUMMER!! WENDY: WELL THAT’S DIFFERENT…. NOW… HOW DID PAUL FINALLY FIGURE OUT YOU WERE THE CHRIS TURNER HE KNEW. CHRIS: WELL… I LET SOMETHING SLIP ON THE SHOW… AND HE REALIZED IT WAS ME… WENDY: AND WHAT WAS THE SLIP…. CHRIS: IT WAS WHEN I SAID….. COMFORT FOOD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BIG HORN RADIO NETWORK ON KODI 1400 AM AND KZMQ 1140 AM FROM 9-10 AM SATURDAY MORNINGS …. LIVE FROM THE WORLD FAMOUS IRMA HOTEL WHERE HISTORY, GREAT FOOD, AND GREAT ROOMS COLLIDE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! OH... AND DON’T FORGET TO GO TO OUR WEBSITE COMFORTFOODRADIO.COM AND SIGN UP FOR OUR PODCASTING DOWLOADS... IT’S FREE!!!! WENDY: I DON’T SEE HOW THAT WAS A SLIP UP… WE SAY THAT EVERY WEEK. CHRIS: I KNOW… BUT I USED TO SAY IT EVERY DAY WHEN I WAS IN JR. HIGH. WENDY: YOU SAID… ALL THAT.. DURING JR. HIGH. CHRIS: YEP… IT WAS A PUBERTY HORMONAL THING. WENDY: HOLD IT… STOP… NO MORE… NOPE… I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE…. CHRIS: BUT I FINALLY STOPPED. WENDY: WHAT MADE YOU STOP? CHRIS: I GOT MY FIRST CHEST HAIR, LARRY. WENDY: I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE JUST STOPPED. CHRIS: THEN I GOT MY SECOND ONE… CARL. WENDY: YOU WERE A REALLY WEIRD TEENAGER WEREN’T YOU CHRIS. CHRIS: WENDY… YOU HAVE NO IDEA. WENDY: TRUST ME.. I DO! GARRY’S VIDEO GAME GARAGE THIS NEXT PORTION OF COMFORT FOOD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GARRY’S VIDEO GAME GARAGE. AT GARRY’S WE HAVE ALL THE GREAT NEW GAMES… SUCH AS.. BOB’S BOBBINS… THIS VIEDO EXPERIENCE IS NOT TO BE EQUALLED… PICTURE YOURSELF… AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN A SWEATSHOP WORKING 18 HOURS A DAY… SEWING FOR THE EVIL BOB’S BOBBIN COMAPANY…YOUR JOB… LEAD A STRIEK TO UNIONIZE THE WORKERS… BUT… IF YOU DON’T DO IT RIGHT… YOU’RE BURRIED IN AN UN MARKED GRAVE IN THE DESERT… OR… YOU CAN RENT…THE NEW AND NOT POPULAR… COMFORT FOOD VIDEO GAME… THE PLOT IS SIMPLE… YOU KILL CHRIS TURNER! BUT IF YOU CAN ONLY KILL CHRIS… IF YOU KILL WENDY, FRANK OR KIM… YOU LOOSE… IT’S PSYCHOPATHIC FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!! OR… IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT WILL TWIST YOUR MIND INTO GOOP… YOU HAVE TO RENT…. SUITS UP!!!! THIS FACINATING GAME GIVES YOU THE CHANCE TO SUE... ANYONE! THE GAME IS CENTERED HERE IN WYOMING… YOU START WITH SIMPLE BATTERY IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT, THEN IT’S THE ALWAYS FUN, ALWAYS EXCITING BOWNDRIES AND FENCE LINE SUITS AND FINALLY…AFTER MOVING THROUGH ALL THE LEVELS THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE…YOU COME FACE TO FACE WITH A SHOVEL WIELDING DITCH RIDER… THIS GAME WILL APPEAL TO THE KIDS, MOM, DAD,THE WHOLE FAMILY. AND REMEMBER… IN WYOMING IT’S SUE FIRST... LET THE JUDGE ASK THE QUESTIONS LATER…. I COULD GO ON AND ON ALL DAY ABOUT ALL THE GREAT GAMES AT GARY’S VIDEO GAME GARAGE… GARY’S IS OPEN FROM 1PM TILL 4AM… AND DON’T FORGET… DON’T KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND WAKE GARY’S MOTHER… JUST COME ON DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT… AND DON’T MIND THE SMELL IT’S JUST GARRY. GARRY’S VIDEO GAME GARAGE… WHO NEED’S A LIFE WHEN YOU HAVE GAMES FROM GARY! MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER GOOD MORNING FOLKS… THIS IS WENDY CORR… AND I’M GOING TO STEP OUT OF CHARACTER FOR A MOMENT. LIKE MANY OF YOU… I HAVE A BUSY LIFE. I’M A MOTHER, I’M A NEWS DIRECTOR, I’M A PROFESSIONAL SINGER, I’M AN ACTRESS AND PERFORMER ON COMFORT FOOD, SEC. OF THE CODY ROTARY CLUB, I AM VERY ACTIVE IN MY CHURCH….. HOW DO I DO IT? I BOUGHT A NORTHWEST COLLEGE STUDENT…. NOW, MANY OF YOU MANY REMEMBER I SPOKE TO YOU ABOUT THIS LAST WEEK. YOU MAY REMEMBER I HAD A YOUNG MAN FROM GILLETTE NAMED SANDY…. WELL… UNFORTUNATELY… SANDY ESCAPED.. MOVED BACK!!! MOVED BACK TO GILLETTE… SO NOW I HAVE A NEW HELPER…. NADIA…… SAY HELLO NADIA… JAN: (EASTERN EUROPEAN JIBBERISH) WENDY: NADIA IS A DEAR… AND DOESN’T SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH… DO YOU NADIA JAN: EASTERN EUROPEAN JIBBERISH….. WENDY: THAT’S RIGHT…. NADIA… NOW.. YOU CAN OWN A NON ENGLISH SPEAKING SLAVE… HELPER! HELPER… FOR ONLY $75 DOLLARS. THEY ARE WONDERFUL WORKERS… GREAT WITH KIDS… AND BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH… NO EMBARRASING STATEMENTS CAN BE MADE SHOULD FOR SOME… BIZARRE REASON…YOU END UP IN COURT. NORTHWEST COLLEGE’S COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM OR.. AS WE CALL IT… THE SLAVE TRADERS, IS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO HELP MAKE YOUR BUSY HOUSEHOLD RUN SMOOTHER. RIGHT NADIA? JAN: EASTERN EUROPEAN JIBBERISH WENDY: I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE SAYS… BUT THAT’S OKAY… NEITHER CAN THE POLICE OR SHERIFF’S OFFICE. JAN: (EASTERN EUROPEAN JIBBERISH). WENDY: GOOD GIRL…. CALL NORTHWEST COLLEGE NOW… 75-SLAVE… CALL NOW… AND LIVE A FREE-ER LIFE AT THE EXPESE OF SOMEONE ELSE… I’M WENDY CORR… AND I FEEL GROOVY! DO YOU FEEL GROOVY NADIA? JAN: (EASTERN EUROPEAN JIBBERISH) HELP ME…. LARK MCNUGGET THIS PAST THURSDAY AS THEY DO EVERY SINGLE YEAR.. THE SWALLOWS RETURNED TO CAPISTRANO. THIS… INCREDIBLE EVENT HAS PERPLEXED BIOLOGISTS AND BIRD EXPERTS, ORNITHOLOGISTS, FOR DECADES. WE HAVE A SIMILAR ORNITHOLOGICAL EVENT HERE IN WYOMING… EVERY APRIL 14TH, THE MAGPIES RETURN TO OTTO WYOMING. THIS EVENT HAS ALSO PERPLEXED EXPERTS FOR YEARS… ONE PERSON… MAY HAVE THE ANSWER… WE ARE VERY PLEASED TO WELCOME TO COMFORT FOOD… ORNITHOLOGIST TO THE STARS, DR. LARK MCNUGGET. CHRIS: WELCOME TO OUR SHOW LARK. JAN: THANK YOU, IT’S NICE TO BE HERE. CHRIS: LARK MCNUGGET.. THAT’S AN INTERESTING NAME FOR AN ORNITHOLOGIST. JAN: HOW SO…? CHRIS: WELL… YOU NAME IS LARK. JAN: YES? CHRIS: AND YOUR LAST NAME IS MCNUGGET. JAN: YES IT IS. CHRIS: YOU KNOW… LARK LIKE THE BIRD AND MCNUGGET LIKE… THE FOOD MADE OUT OF A BIRD. JAN: YES… I SEE. CHRIS: OKAYYY… SO.. LARK… WHY DO THE MAGPIES RETURN TO OTTO? JAN: WELL… I HAVE STUDDIED MAGPIES FOR MOST OF MY LIFE… AND I HAVE FOUND THAT… THEY LIKE OTTO. CHRIS: I SEE…. AND IS THERE ANY PARTICULARE REASON THEY LIKE… OTTO? DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE BECAUSE IT’S A… A PALINDROME? JAN: A… PALINDROME? CHRIS: YES... OTTO… SPELLED BACKWARDS IS… OTTO. A WORD OR PHRASE THAT MEANS THE SAME THING BACKWARDS AS IT DOES FORWARDS IS… A PALINDROME. JAN: I SEE. CHRIS: WHAT IF OTTO’S NAME WAS BOB? BOB SPELLED BACKWARDS IS… BOB. ISN’T THAT A PALINDROME? JAN: I DON’T SEE WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH IT. CHRIS: OR... WHAT’S ANOTHER ONE…? WENDY: ONO… LIKE IN YOKO ONO? CHRIS: GOOD ONE WENDY… WHAT ABOUT ONO… IF OTTO WERE ONO WOULD THE MAGPIES STILL RETURN? JAN: I… HAVE NO IDEA… YOU SEE WE THINK THE BIRDS LIKE… FRANK: OR... ANNA… ANNA SPELLED BACKWARDS IS… ANNA… CHRIS: HEY GOOD ONE FRANK…. SO LARK DO YOU THINK THE MAGPIES WOULD RETURN TO ANNA WYOMING? JAN: THE REASON THEY RETURN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE NAME… IT’S BECAUSE OTTO IS PART OF A CIRCULAR FEEDING ROUTE THAT THE MAGPIES HAVE MAINTAINED FOR WELL… THOUSANDS OF YEARS. SILENCE….. KIM: EVE!!!!! JAN: EXCUSE ME. KIM: EVE IS ONE OF THOSE… PALI…PALI-WHATIES… EVE SPELLED BACK WARDS IS …EVE. CHRIS: GOOD ONE KIM. JAN: OKAY… ONE LAST TIME… THE NAME OF THE PLACE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHY THEY RETURN…. THEY HAVE BEEN RETURNING TO OTTO BEFORE IT WAS NAMED OTTO…. WE THINK IT BEGAN DURING THE… CHRIS: WHAT WAS OTTO CALLED BEFORE IT WAS OTTO? JAN: WHAT.. HUH? CHRIS: WHAT WAS OTTO BEFORE IT WAS OTTO…? I MEAN... IT HAD TO HAVE A NAME SO THE MAGPIES KNEW WHERE TO MEET. JAN: WHY IS THAT IMPORTANT TO KNOW? CHRIS: BECAUSE… THE MAGPIES HAD TO TELL EACH OTHER WHERE TO MEET SO… IF THEY DIDN’T CALL IT OTTO… WHAT DID THEY CALL IT? JAN: I DON’T SEE. WENDY: YOU KNOW… CHRIS HAS A POINT. JAN: MS CORR… MY SMALL SON WHO’S THREE YEARS OLD LISTENS TO THIS SHOW… HE ALSO EATS DIRT AND CALLS THE DOG MOMMY… SO I HAVE HEARD IT BEFORE AND I ALWAYS …WELL ASSUMED YOU WERE THE SMART ONE IN THE GROUP… THE LEVELHEADED ONE. WENDY: YOU KNOW DR MCNUGGET… I WAS… I… AM BUT… WITH THESE PEOPLE, YOU JUST LEARN TO GO WITH THE FLOW. CHRIS: SO DR. MCNUGGET DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECULATION TO WHAT OTTO WAS BEFORE IT WAS OTTO. JAN: MR. TURNER… I HAVE NO IDEA… BUT MAY I CONTINUE. CHRIS: YEAH… YOU MIGHT AS WELL… THE WHOLE OTTO NAME THING HAS REALLY RUN ITS COURSE. JAN: FINE… GOOD… NOW… WE ESTIMATE BETWEEN 6,000 AND 10,000 MAGPIES CONVERGE ON OTTO EVERY APRIL 14TH. CHRIS: WOW… THAT MUST BE TOUGH ON YOUR CAR. JAN: TOUGH… ON MY…. CAR? CHRIS: WELL… YEAH… WITH ALL THOSE BIRDS… THERE MUST BE WELL HOW SHOULD I SAY THIS…UM…LOTS OF.. OF….. FRANK… FRANK: BIRD BOMBS… CHRIS: KIM…? KIM: BIRD BULLETS… CHRIS: WENDY? WENDY: BUCCO BUCKETS OF BIRD FLOP. CHRIS: YES!!!!! JAN: WELL…. MR. TURNER… ANY TIME YOU HAVE A LARGE GATHERING OF BIRD YOU ARE BOUND TO HAVE QUITE A BIT OF BIRD DROPPINGS. BUT WHAT WE FIND INTERESTING… CHRIS: HOW DO YOU GET THAT OFF? JAN: GET WHAT OFF? CHRIS: THE BIRD… STUFF…. JAN: I DON’T KNOW… I…I GO TO A CAR WASH I GUESS… WENDY: BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT PRETTY QUICKLY OR THE PAINT WILL COME OFF. CHRIS: OH…YOU’RE RIGHT WENDY… IF YOU DON’T GET IT OFF… WELL... YOU CAR… LOOKS LIKE… WELL... LIKE FRANK’S TRUCK JAN: THIS HAS NOTHING… FRANK: HEY…HEY… WATCH IT ABOUT MY TRUCK. JAN: TO DO WITH…. CHRIS: YOU HAVE TO ADMIT FRANK… YOU TRUCK LOOKS LIKE A IT’S COVERD WITH… JAN: IT!!!! CHRIS: SHE TOOK.. MOST OF THE WORD RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH. JAN: YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY…YOU’RE NUTS. CHRIS: EXUSE ME DR. MCNUGGET… BUT… THAT’S A BIT OFFENSIVE… AND UN CALLED FOR. JAN: I..I…I’M SORRY… I DIDN’T MEAN IT… I APOLOGIZE. CHRIS: THANK YOU DR.MCNUGGET…. NOW… LETS GET OFF OF THE BIRD POOP AND ONTO SOMETHING ELSE. JAN: THAT WOULD BE FINE BY ME. CHRIS: WHY ARE YOU CALLED THE ORNITHOLOGIST TO THE STARS. JAN: I HAVE CONSULTED ON MANY FILMS AND WITH MANY STARS.. CHRIS: SUCH AS…. JAN: WELL I WORKD ON THE MOVIE… CHRIS: THE BIRDS….! JAN: NO… BUT I DID WORK ON… WENDY: THE LIFE OF FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE…! JAN: IT WAS… THE MOVIE FRANK: THE FALCON AND THE SNOWMAN…! JAN: NO… IT WAS WITH THAT ACTOR… KIM: PETER FINCH! JAN: NO IT HAD…THE CHARACTER WHOSE NAME WAS… CHRIS: CLAIRE STARLING!!! SILENCE OF THE LAMBS! JAN: NO THAT WASN’T IT…. WENDY: SILENCE OF THE SPARROWS…. JAN: THIS IS GETTING… KIM: SILENCE OF THE GOONY BIRDS!!! JAN: GOONEY…. WHAT GOONEY… FRANK: SILENCE OF THE MIMES!!! CHRIS: SILENCE OF THE MIMES? FRANK: I COULDN’T THINK OF ANY MORE BIRDS… JAN: MR. TURNER… I QUIT… I GIVE UP… NO MORE… YOU WIN. CHRIS: THANK YOU… THANK YOU… WHAT DO I WIN? JAN: AN ALL EXPENSE STAY IN OTTO FOR THE 14TH. CHRIS: YOU KNOW THAT’S MY BIRTHDAY….! JAN: THEN… I’LL BAKE A PIE… CHRIS: WHAT KIND… JAN: ONE WITH 4 AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS… GOOD BYE… CHRIS: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… DR LARK MCNUGGET… THANK YOU DR. MCNUGGET!!!! COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL—WIZARD OF OZ EDITORIAL MUSIC THIS IS A COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL. THOUGHT PROVOKING! INSIGHTFUL! HARD HITTING! CONTORVERSIAL! CHRIS: AND NOW, THE COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL…FROM WENDY CORR WENDY: THE WIZARD OF OZ IS A GREAT MOVIE! CHRIS: NO WENDY… YOU HAVE TO PUT IN SOME CONTROVERSY… MIX IT UP A LITTLE. WENDY: OKAY CHRIS… LET ME TRY AGAIN. EDITORIAL MUSIC THIS IS A COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL. THOUGHT PROVOKING! INSIGHTFUL! HARD HITTING! CONTORVERSIAL! CHRIS: AND NOW, THE COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL…FROM WENDY CORR WENDY: THE WIZARD OF OZ IS A SCARY MOVIE. CHRIS: NO.. NO.. WENDY… IT CAN’T BE ALL NEGATIVE… THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING POSITIVE IN THE EDITORIAL TO… HELP LIFT THE PEOPLE WHO HEAR IT. WENDY: GOTCHA……LET’S DO IT AGAIN. EDITORIAL MUSIC THIS IS A COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL. THOUGHT PROVOKING! INSIGHTFUL! HARD HITTING! CONTORVERSIAL! CHRIS: AND NOW, THE COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL…FROM WENDY CORR WENDY: THE WIZARD OF OZ IS A SCARY MOVIE…BUT IT HAS GREAT COSTUMES. CHRIS: NO.. NO WENDY.. THE EDITORIAL HAS TO… HAS TO… GET PEOPLE THINKING…GET THEM TALKING… RAISE QUESTIONS IN THEIR MINDS. WENDY: GET PEOPLE TALKING….HMMMM OKAY… ONE MORE TIME…. EDITORIAL MUSIC THIS IS A COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL. THOUGHT PROVOKING! INSIGHTFUL! HARD HITTING! CONTORVERSIAL! CHRIS: AND NOW, THE COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL…FROM WENDY CORR WENDY: IF YOU LET YOUR KIDS WATCH THE WIZARD OF OZ THEY WILL BE MESSED UP FOR LIFE!!!! WE’RE TALKING DECADES IN THERAPY!!! BUT STILL GO OUT AND BUY THE DARN VIDEO BECAUSE CHRIS TURNER OWN STOCK IN THE COMPANY THAT PRODUCES IT!!! CHRIS: NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!!! THIS HAS BEEN A COMFORT FOOD EDITORIAL MORE STRANGE LAWS DRAGNET THEME WE DID THIS LAST WEEK AND EVERYONE SEEMED TO ENJOY IT SO… I THOUGHT WE WOULD TRY IT AGAIN… WHILE TOOLING AROUND THE INTERENT… I HAVE STUMBLED UPON… SOME VERY STRANGE LAWS… AND WE HERE ON COMFORT FOOD ARE GOING TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU. CHIRS 1. IT’S AGAINST THE LAW TO DRIVE MORE THAN 2,000 SHEEP DOWN HOLLYWOOD BLVD. WENDY 2. BRAWLEY, CALIFORNIA PASSED A RESOLUTION BANNING SNOW WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS JAN 3. IN TENNESSEE, IT’S ILLEGAL TO DRIVE A CAR WHILE YOU’RE ASLEEP. CHRIS 4. ANYONE FOUND UNDERNEATH A SIDEWALK IN FLORIDA IS GUILTY OF DISORDERLY CONDUCT. WENDY 5. IT’S ILLEAGL IN NEW JERSEY TO SLURP YOUR SOUP. JAN 6. A TEXAS LAW STATES THAT EHN TWO TRAINS MEET AT A RAILROAD CROSSING, EACH MUST COME TO A FULL STOP, AND NEITHER SHLL PROCEED UNTIL THE OTHER IS GONE. CHRIS 7. IT’S ILLEGAL IN HARFORD, CONN, TO KISS YOUR WIFE ON A SUNDAY. WENDY 8. ITS GAINST THE LAW IN KY TO REMARRY THE SAME MAN FOUR TIMES. JAN 9. IN MARSHALLTOWN, IOWA, IT’S ILLEGAL FOR A HORSE TO EAT A FIRE HYDRANT. CHRIS 10. IN TENN. IT’S AGAINST THE LAW TO SHOOT GAME OTHER THAN WHALES FROM A MOVING CAR. WENDY 11. IT’S ILLEGAL, IN FAIRBANKS ALASKA, FOR TWO MOOSE TO HAVE SEX ON CITY SIDEWALKS. JAN 12. IN ATLANTA, ONE MAN MAY NOT BE ON THE BACK OF ANOTHER MAN. CHRIS 13. IN GEORGIA, IT IS ILLEGAL TO USE PROFANITY IN FRONT OF A DEAD BODY WHICH IS LIES IN A FUNERAL HOME OR IN A CORONERS OFFICE WENDY 14. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO COMMIT SIMPLE BATTERY IF PROVOKED BY “FIGHTIN” WORDS. JAN 15. IN NEW YORK IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT A RABBIT FROM A MOVING TROLLY. CHRIS 16. FLIRTING WITH A WOMAN IN NEW YORK CAN EARN YOU A FINE OF $25. A SECOND IS PUNISHIBLE BY MAKING THE OFFENDER WEAR HORSE BLINDERS IN PUBLIC. WENDY 17. IT IS ILLEGAL TO SPEAK TO A PERSON WHILE RIDING IN AN ELEBATOR AND YOU MUST FOLD YOUR HANDS WHILE LOOKING FORWARD. JAN 18. YOU MUST PURCHASE A LICENSE TO HANG CLOTHES ON A CLOTHESLINE CHRIS 19. IN CANADA YOU MAY NOT PAY FOR A FIFTY CENT ITEM WITH ONLY PENNIES. WENDY 20. IN CANADA, YOU MAY NOT PUBLICLY REMOVE BANDAGES IF YOU ARE A CITIZEN OF THE COUNTRY. CHRIS: AND THIS WEEK’S WEIRDEST LAW IS…. TELL ‘EM JAN!! JAN 21. IN BRITISH COLOMBIA, IT’S ILLEGAL TO KILL BIG FOOT.